You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm both gender and math confused
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