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(281): View more from Texas

Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?

(281): View more from Texas

Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"

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(530): View more from California

It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan

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(402): View more from Nebraska

so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.

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(315): View more from New York

I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card

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(214): View more from Texas

New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.

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(941): View more from Florida

i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

the manischevitz sangria was a big hit

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.

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