Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike

(1-917): View more from New York City

this is mike. we're done.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start

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(518): View more from New York

i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole

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(513): View more from Ohio

Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol

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(214): View more from Texas

No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap

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(559): View more from California

I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.

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