About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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