wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.