so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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