We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts