Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts

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(815): View more from Illinois

should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?

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(925): View more from California

I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows

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(208): View more from Idaho

Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here

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(207): View more from Maine

this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea

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