part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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