Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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