People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
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do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I got inside last night via doggy door
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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