i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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