theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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