I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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