Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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