god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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