Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
being pregnant is like rehab
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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