the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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