Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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