try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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