if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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