my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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