We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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