Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i think my tv is drunk
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I need to sanitize my soul.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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