Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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