wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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