I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My dick has a subreddit
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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