Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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