I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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