Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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