i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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