its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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