soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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