so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Verdict: uncircumcised.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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