thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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