I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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