i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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