yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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