You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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