It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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