I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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