i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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