This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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