I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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