I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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