toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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