Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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