We're like a lot better than the average bears
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
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We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?