Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.