He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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