You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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