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she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
