I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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