"it" just moved
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Randomize
