Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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