question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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