That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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