just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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