she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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