I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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