Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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